What does that mean
Why Jen from Whitefish has continued to send me dozens of emails over the last year is beyond comprehension. Jen, you either have the innocence of a saint or the mind of retard to not pick up on these furious ding dongs.
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FURIOUS DING DONG
========================================================================D ~~ @furiousdingdong
Oh okay, thanks
I have no idea why “Paul” decided to email me his address. I have never been to “PA.” But, part of me hopes that somewhere in the mapquest.com query logs is a search for “8 ====D~ St.”
Let’s Nail Down this Design
This is one of the earliest replies where I decided to incorporate the “8===D” into a somewhat legitimate-looking reply. As you can see, it worked brilliantly.
Recruiters Gone Wild™
Ahh, the ol’ Honey Pot. “Oh hey there geek with a github account (what’s that lol), here is a cute photo of myself would you like to make me some moneeyyyy???”
Well at least she leaned into it a little bit, I will give her credit for that much.
8======D~
Welcome to this blog. I will be posting screenshots of unsolicited emails I get, along with my go-to reply: a furious ding dong. Sometimes, if we are all very lucky, these ding dongs will erupt into a full-blown conversation.
You cannot wait.
