Dane
If my work here played even the slightest roll in the other dongs that Dane received, I have done my job.
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FURIOUS DING DONG
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Speechless
Basically what I did was make all the possible innuendos bold.
Shame on you, Mary
Your fish deserves a better owner.
Well you ruined my day
Oh Shidasha, why must you suck every ounce of joy out of this for me.
And an americano
Somewhere, there is a paper cup filled with espresso and hot water slowly sliding out of a hand frozen with shock. It will hit the ground, spilling its contents and leaving a stain as a permanent reminder of this day.
Let this ding dong be a wake-up call, James.
If You Know What I Mean
I may have laid it on a bit thick near the end there, but it was a fun ride.
If You Could Clarify
Oh, Julie - sweet, innocent Julie.
WHATS THE BEST ONE YOU GOT
I can’t believe this asshole didn’t think I was serious. He missed out on the sale of his lifetime.
Not My Lady
You may or may not be surprised to learn that this isn’t the last time I received a random photo.jpg in my email. Guess what, I have also received unsolicited MMS messages with pictures of real people. More on that later.
My Favorite Ding Dong
That’s right folks - you’re looking at what is now my favorite ding-dong. I waited a few days to post this in case I got a reply, but I guess Google Geniuses don’t have time in their busy schedules of clown school and XKCD reading sessions to reply to my humble emails.
